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Funny SMS Shayari In Urdu
The Latest Slogan of Multan Boys:
Pakistan is Our Nation.
Girls are our Destination.
Dating is our Occupation.
Bhar Mai Jaye Education!
Husband 2 Hotel Manegr:
Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi Khirki Se Kud Kr Jaan Dena Chahti Hai
Manegr: To mein kia kro
Husband: Kaminy, Khirki Nahi Khul Rahi.
Ajeeb saneha mujh par guzarne wala tha
Main gir ke kal rel kal raaat marne wala tha
Tum aagaye chalo accha hua yaqeen karo
Abhi abhi main tumhe yaad karne wala tha
Ek Larke ki Shadi Chinese Larki Se Hoi
Ek Saal baad Larki ka Intikal ho Gaya
Ek Dost ne Larky ko Dilasa Dete Hoye Kaha
Yar China ka Maal Itna He Chalta Hai. 
Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,
Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,
Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota.
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5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..
Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya…
Jo mere dil main aisa samaya…
Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya….
PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me!
WiFE: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?
PHATAN: yar Ye GEO Walo Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai?
WiFE: Kia?
PHATAN: Yehi K”AP DEKH RAHE HEN GEO NEWS.”
Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya.
Bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah,
seene se lagalo aanchal ki tarah,
gham ke raste pe na chodna akele,
warna tut jaynge payal ki tarah.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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