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Funny Business Quotes
“A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.”
“Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
“A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.”
“The first thing a new employee should do on the job is learn to recognize his boss’ voice on the phone.”
“The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.” — Charles Dickens
“Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.” — Karl Marx
“Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.”
“Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it.”
“If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn’t have a job if he was smarter.” — Albert Grant
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.” — John G. Pollard
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